Not Tonight

Someday you will get what you came here for tonight
A frolic in the early light
Oh happiness could be in sight
Just not tonight
Just not tonight
Cos someday you’ll be fumbling on the couch and she will say
That maybe now the time is right
And you will almost die of fright
Just not tonight
Just not tonight

Your intensity makes her wary
You’ve a propensity to keep on staring
Looks like you’ll pay the full fare home tonight

Someday you will struggle with a condom in the dark
Trying to keep the mood alive
Your right of passage will arrive
Just not tonight
Just not tonight
And soon it will transpire that you don’t know where to start
And she will have to be your guide
She’ll help you reach the other side
Just not tonight
Just not tonight

Your opinions are so enlightened
But they’re making her slightly frightened
Looks like you’ll be a one man show tonight

Someday you will learn that sex is awkward and is real
And not quite how you fantasised
Yes you are in for a surprise
Just not tonight
Just not tonight
Cos you will find that all the things you hate about yourself
Are there with you on your big night
Yes, you will get a shock alright
Just not tonight
Just not tonight